Now that we have a little bit bigger place, I finally splurged and bought the the one thing I’ve been wanting for the last 3 years. A kayak. After searching on Craigslist for a couple weeks, I bought a huge 10 foot orange thing that sort of fits in my trunk, but not really. Thankfully we’re right down the street from the beach, so it’s a bit of a run and gun sort of deal, but at least I got some bungee cords to stop the incessant clanging of my trunk on the back end. Where I’m going with this is I have a wonderful wife, because there’s nothing that messes up a beautifully designed living room more than a giant orange 10 foot kayak.